Sunday, February 7, 2010

Justin and Christian

Far far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean , two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one was called Justin and the other called Christian.
The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area.
Finally, one day, Justin said to Christian, "I'm fed up with being a prawn; I wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten."
A large, mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted."
Lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark.
Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.
Time passed (as it does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely.
All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them.
Justin didn't realize that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.
While swimming alone one day, he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn.
He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn.
With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes, Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a cocktail.
Looking around the gathering at the reef, he realized he couldn't see his old pal.
"Where's Christian?" he asked.
"He's at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy and became a shark," came the reply.
Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he set off to Christian's abode.
As he opened the coral gate, memories came flooding back.
He banged on the door and shouted, "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again."
Christian replied, "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner."
Justin cried back, "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed.........."
 
"I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Christian!"

Saturday, February 6, 2010

How do you decide who to marry? Out of the mouths of babes

>HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
1. You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-Alan, age 10  
2. No person really decides before they Grow up who they're going to marry.God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
-Kirsten, age 10
 >WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?  
1. Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-Camille, age 10
2. No age is good to get married at. You Got to be a fool to get married.
-Freddie, age 6
 >HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
1. You might have to guess, based on Whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -Derrick, age 8
 >WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?  
1. Both don't want any more kids.
-Lori, age 8
 >WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
1.Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-Lynnette, age 8
2. On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that
usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-Martin, age 10
>WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?  
1.I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
-Craig, age 9
 >WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
1.When they're rich .
- Pam, age 7
 
2. The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess
with that.
-Curt,age 7
 
3. The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should
marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
-Howard, age 8
 >IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?  
1. I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm
never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out.
-Theodore, age 8
 
2. It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone
to clean up after them.
-Anita, age 9
>HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
1.There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-Kelvin, age 8
>HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
        1.Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
        -Ricky, age 10

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Crazy Day

I have had a crazy day. Really. YWAM Singapore just finished our 50th Anniversary Celebrations yesterday and I (and we) are all exhausted. However, DTS classes must go on!
This morning, Roy Christian came to lead worship. I didn't even make it to start singing before I was a sobbing mess of tears on the floor. God was doing something very deeply in my spirit, even though I didn't know what.
God gave me a verse:
'My souls waits for the Lord more than watchmen for morning, more than watchmen for morning.' Psalm 130:6
I feel that this is a key for my coming season.
After this I was in the office finishing off the certificates for tomorrow's DTS Graduation. As I was walking, I felt violently ill and raced to the bathroom. After being sick, I washed up and came back to the office.
Joe Chean told me that an anonymous friend of his has given me SG$2000! Only this morning I had been praying for a laptop. I have been praying for one for over 6 months!! 
After this news, I was sent to my room because I had been trying to keep working but I am dizzy.
It is a crazy day. I am all over the place. But I KNOW that I am loved and provided for and that my Daddy cares for the things that matter to me